you never go ass to mouth!

i'm drinking wine, eating Cheez-its, and watching Clerks 2. let's hope i don't ruin this perfect evening by drunk dialing a certain crush. i'm getting there though. i wonder how successful luring a dude over with the promise of peppermint schnappes is.

i wonder if Binx feels as awkward as i do when i accidentally brush his balls when i put him down...

Bryan and i went to Savannah last night and actually hit the town and Tybee today. it was fun, finally swimming in the ocean again and purchasing a very exciting piece of Springsteen memorabilia (1978 LP of "Dark Side of Town"). 

i WAS exhausted when i came home, ready to just chill and such, but instead i vacuumed, cleaned the litterbox, and decorated the walls in the living room. suddenly the room looks much better. Fall Out Boy, the Joker, and Bruce now adorn my wall, and i feel complete. 

dammit. why can i not stop thinking about that delicious, hard, sculpted body of Caleb's? GODDAMMIT!!!