i don't really consider myself a porn expert (i don't own any, for one), but i've seen my share thanks to websites like Xtube and Pornhub (the latter is much better in terms of variety). and more often than not, i watch porn to observe rather than, ahem, "fuel the fire." but after you watch enough porn, especially in the span of a few hours, you notice some things that are worth commentating on.
(1) i understand that porn is strictly fantasy, and that to fill that generality, the most mainstream porno has to fit into one cookie cutter shape: a screeching tiny blonde chick with fake googly-eye boobs getting plowed by a buff guy with a huge cock and no visible emotions. the process of the unfolding sex is even the same: kissing to blowjob to vaginal to cumshot. this is strange because pornography is the most vast entertainment medium. there are virtually no limits to what porn can offer, and yet the most common videos have the same scenarios with the same people.
(2) i find it comforting that whether you're just an average joe or Jenna Jameson, switching positions is almost always done awkwardly.
(3) hentai (Japanese anime porn) is awesome, ridiculous, and sometimes disturbing. awesome because it is usually short, passionate, and lovely to look at (anime usually is). ridiculous becausethe vaginas are white, the penises are bright red, the boobs are often gargantuan, and there are always buckets of...wetness oozing out of every orifice. disturbing because many of the situations involve gang rape, and the girls always seem to be in a lot of pain (even in non gang rape scenes).
(4) Katie Morgan is the coolest pornstar ever. she's cute, funny, fairly smart, and her moaning feels very genuine. i love her.
(5) just a quick tip to the porn industry: when shooting a scene that involves a Catholic priest fucking someone, for the sake of realism, don't hire a guy with a foreskin piercing to play the priest. just a suggestion.
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