Thursday, July 2, 2009

i take all my pain and mix it with water

i don't know what it is, but apparently something about me seems to announce, "Hey guys! if you buy me $6 worth of food, i'll blow you!" 

men confuse me. i used to love them and admire everything about them. now i'm just getting more and more annoyed by them. the more i try to act like less of a slut, the more it backfires in my face. 

maybe i'm naive. maybe the rules of the game are that if an ex from way-back-when buys you Taco Bell, you're entitled to fondle him accordingly, even if you've told him many times that no such activity would take place because you're staying celibate. "but i came all the way out to see you and i took you out to eat." oh please, i live 10 minutes away and it was a fast food drive-thru.

when i have the money, i'm happy to buy someone's food or movie ticket simply because i genuinely want to hang out with them, not because i'm expecting some reward for my trouble.

i'm sorry to any men i'm offending, but it seems like the only guys i can attract these days are all hypocritical, whiney jackasses who want me to be their little blow-up doll and i'm sick of it.

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